Al Robert emailed me this link which suggests that New Orleans Civil District Court has Wi-Fi available on premises (provider: iPass SSID: “COX Business”). I’m definitely going to have to verify this personally. If it’s true they’ll have to summon the paramedics to revive me after I pass out from shock.
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