In addition to the big house, the plane, and the military helicopter, it appears that another perk of being the POTUS is that you can legally sanction torture.
Say, wait a second. Up until recently, wasn’t that also a perk of being the leader of Iraq?
I guess the trick is to be really picky about who you torture and so forth. After all you can’t just torture people indiscriminately. You have to have standards, right?